Mi estas poroscinta, ke amis min. Vi devis veale haltas farante aferojn flatato ĉar mi opinias, ke Äi estas malbenoza, kaj mi neniel Åatas Äin.
So you know for background information, my friend gave this to me at the end of a long argumentative letter. In German, underneath, he wrote: "If you can translate these sentences *arrow pointing to the Esperanto*, then I will be surprised.
I'm certain he took it off of a translator.
I'd like to to be translated into American English, please! And thank you!
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